Ten things I say in class…
1. I love you. Now shut up and write.
2. Really? No; REALLY?!
3. How’s that workin’ out for you?
4. La-la-la-la-la! Don’t TELL ME these things!!
5. Read that out loud… do you talk the way you write?
6. You? YOU! Are my favorite kid right now.
7. Did you read the instructions? No? I didn’t think so; go back and read the instructions. REALLY READ them…
8. … and what would you like ME to do about that…?
9. Close your computers.
10. I love you, too.